logiciskawaii:

overlypolitebisexual:

finntastic31:

overlypolitebisexual:

hmmm i wonder what they used to take these pretentious fucking pictures if technology is so evil, jesus christ

You don’t need a phone to take photos. It’s called a camera.

HMMMMM I WONDER WHAT “TECHNOLOGY” MEANS AND WHAT A CAMERA MIGHT BE

zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

  • What girls say: I'm fine
  • What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

simonastafiew:

ladygaga thank you so much. Im half Russian and I’m so proud for what you do. You are my new hero. Thank you so much. Спасибо большое (thank you so much in russian)

troyesivanandstarbucks:

I have never related so much to something.

troyesivanandstarbucks:

I have never related so much to something.

An artist from Oakland, California collects trash and makes tiny mobile homes for the homeless.

housewifeswag:

did-you-kno:

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so this is pretty incredible