guardian:

The fear that 1.5 million British children will reach the age of 11 unable to “read well” by 2025 has prompted the launch of a new literacy campaign. 
JK Rowling and Michael Morpurgo and many others are backing the Read On. Get On campaign, aimed at radically improving reading standards. 
One report says England is one of the most unequal countries for children’s reading levels, second in the EU only to Romania. Research has found that poor reading could cost the UK £32bn in growth by 2025. Full story here »

guardian:

The fear that 1.5 million British children will reach the age of 11 unable to “read well” by 2025 has prompted the launch of a new literacy campaign

JK Rowling and Michael Morpurgo and many others are backing the Read On. Get On campaign, aimed at radically improving reading standards. 

One report says England is one of the most unequal countries for children’s reading levels, second in the EU only to Romania. Research has found that poor reading could cost the UK £32bn in growth by 2025. Full story here »

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"You don’t want to shade someone you used to date and make it seem like you hate him, when that’s not the case. And I knew people would immediately be going in one direction—” As she suddenly realizes that she just accidentally referenced her ex-boyfriend’s band, Swift goes white. She buries her face in her hands. “Why?!” she howls, cracking up."
In which Taylor Swift is as typical as it gets. (via itsmellslikeme)

edman93:

Reasons why fall (aka, Autumn) is the ‘best’(?!!) season, UK version:

  • Walking through crunchy leaves ..Wait, no it rained again, soggy leaves stuck to shoes.
  • Cold crisp air. Which is also wet. Wet air.
  • No bugs! Except ALL THE SPIDERS INDOORS ALL OF A FUCKING SUDDEN.
  • Scrubbing egg off your windows.
  • Spiders.
  • Fancy dress shops may as well become sex shops.
  • The pumpkin you spent hours carving with such care is found in 5 pieces scattered down your street.
  • Firefighters believe that on bonfire night there will be no fires, so take the night off.
  • Fireworks. All the time.
  • Spiders.
  • Your favourite jumper <3 HAS A SPIDER CRAWLING OUT OF IT.
  • Temperature drops 5 degrees and it drizzles, so all public transport is delayed.
  • Getting poked in the eye by some twat who can’t hold an umbrella without taking out half the street.
  • Spiders
  • Spiders
  • Spiders

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

who here knows how to dismantle a security camera

everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it

texasassy:

by cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean I look 12

suck-err:

riverplants:

foods dangerous to dogs:

  1. avocadoes
  2. alcohol
  3. raw bread dough
  4. caffeine
  5. chocolate
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. macadamia nuts
  9. raw salmon
  10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

You don’t need to have a dog, everyone just reblog this maybe ok yes

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you