Gogglebox is the best thing on British TV right now!

timethetalewastold:

This week on Gogglebox: 

Stephen: We love Dave (the TV channel) don’t we? 

Chris: We love it so much, we named our dildo after it. 

Stephen: Yeah. 

Chris: Where is Dave, anyway? 

Stephen: Leave him where he is, he’s tired. 

Why has nobody made a gifset of this??? I laughed for like five minutes after they said this! 

colourfulbutts:

tHIS FUCKING SHOW

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

trash-pile:

i’m rebloggin this because it looks like a cute family photo where everyone is wearing a matching sweater and they all look uncomfortable 

trash-pile:

i’m rebloggin this because it looks like a cute family photo where everyone is wearing a matching sweater and they all look uncomfortable 

moniker-padacklyte:

jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

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uh

oh

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

the best part is you literally turned him on

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

greenstaff:

fastallein:

sleeping on the beach


Uuii 😊

greenstaff:

fastallein:

sleeping on the beach

Uuii 😊

swanqueenandrizzles:

did u ever see

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i mean

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or maybe just

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